Crises

Man, sometimes the world just washes over me. This last month has been one of those times where all the mistakes I've made catch back up a while, before ebbing again to let me push forward. But I hardly expect things to change quickly. This past while I got sucked into the courts again for a month, solely due to errors on the part of others. And our courts do not move fast. Two months for them to look at a piece of paper I had in order to say that they had screwed up. And bleeding me for another hundred in the process? Hardly out of the question.

Which leads me to my most startling discovery of the last year--that our "justice" system is not trying to rehabilitate, but bleed our inmates. Bleed them of their money and time, and, in most cases, make it impossible to recover once they are free. I feel as though this is especially the case with the drug courts in our country (speaking from what I've gleaned from others, and in this case not my own personal experience). So very many people get involved for little more than personal use, and are then involved for years. Job applications ask for criminal history (which I cannot blame them for) and any sign of a troubled past exempts you from employment. This is active discrimination. I, personally, now have a misdemeanor marked on my record, and already I have lost too many opportunities. A stupid mistake on my part, and now I have to pay the courts with money I need to get from a job, I can't get because I'm involved in the courts. Fuck.

But that's enough of a rant for now. I'm sure I will expand upon this later, once my seething rage subsides further.

World Building - Part 1 - Layer

Layer takes place on a giant multi-generational ship, and probably won't leave it's confines. Science Fiction often places emphasis on planets or moons or some such non-sense, however these are very small parts of the vast blackness of space, so I want to focus on where we know people will be if we ever leave earth, the ships they travel on.

The distances between stars is vast, and the ships that would travel between these spaces would need to house people for extended periods of time. This means: Food, air and water must have sources that are reusable; a number of generations will live (and in my case have already lived) on board; and that various systems of governance must exist (both in terms of ship functionality, and the crew of the ship).

Layer is essentially a four-tiered ship. Going from top to bottom (gravity is "down") the main sections are: Shielding, navigation, habitation, and systems.

Shielding: Space is a hazardous place for travel. In addition to vacuum there is interstellar debris to contend with. Layer is protected by a planetoid hung above the navigation systems by a projected gravity well. The well both functions as propulsion (as the ship is pulled toward it, the projection is pushed forward, essentially causing the ship to "fall" through space), and defense (the planetoid catches small debris, and deflects larger).

Navigation: The upper most section connected to the ship. This section houses the AI that sustain ship functions, as well as the Navigators (genetically modified humans in charge of the ship).

Habitation: The area of the ship in charge of food production, air recycling, etc. Houses the largest portion of the ship's population.

Systems: The bottom most section, houses the gravity well projectors, water recycling plants, and various other mechanical ship functions.

(Note: more on Navigation, Habitation and Systems in later posts.)

Layer shall take place within these confines.

World Building - Intro

I find that story comes more easily when there is a well defined and established setting. This is easy when the setting is our own earth--all the rules are already established--however, when I want to move beyond or native world, I find I can get lost in conflicting ideas unless I preset the rules I want to use. My newest project (science-fiction) takes place off of earth, and so first I am going to develop the setting for "Layer" before I begin writing.

First things first, literal setting (places i will use), then culture and religion and other flesh to make the setting more real and believable. Over the next few posts I will try to posit how I create the world of Layer, and go about writing the stories within it.

Late lonesome nights

It is indeed a misfortune to want to talk about some specific thing when the only person you normally talk to is part of the problem...

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Thoughts

I have been hearing a lot about theories of consciousness lately. The other day My friend October, and his cousin got into one such conversation. I found it interesting that October and I have a very similar end view about how consciousness exists, albeit via different methods. His father is very into Urantia [link], and I find the ideas portrayed in this nouveau-religion. I find the idea of a modern science based religion that takes into account that it's central text may not be entirely accurate even after a short time (talked about in the intro).

October and I both feel that consciousness is not inside of us, though in slightly different forms. His view is that we (humans) are "remote controlled" by an external force, that uses our brain as a sort of transmission system. A not insignificant amount of modern neuro-psychology and neuro-chemistry supports this. Scientists have been slowly making headway in how our brains are able to communicate with our bodies, but still have no idea what causes initial thoughts. We can trace how our thought of moving our arm pulses through our neurons, but cannot identify where the thought is formed. We see cascades of electricity forming our actions and responses, but there is no part of the brain that can be specifically identified as the cause of self awareness. October takes this as an indication that our consciousness is elsewhere, and transmitted to and through us (yes, this idea is taken of faith).

This is where my view begins to differ. I don't feel as though our world is actually separate from consciousness, but is a facet of it. Imagine a great gem, cut into some delicate and intricate pattern. Looking through each face you will see a different pattern (read: reality), but none of the patterns seen are actually the gem, just some part that may indeed look very different than the entirety. I am not the first to think this. The Allegory of the Cave is another way of seeing this, as is the Hindu idea of Atman-Brahman. Plato saw the world as but a reflection of the "real" world outside the cave, where our views of chairs, cats, cars, etc. just show some facet of "real" version of itself. The idea of Atman-Brahman is similar, but goes even a step further. Beyond even the objects of our world being facets of some real thing, our souls (Atman) are part of the "real" soul (Brahman). This is extended even further; none of the objects in our universe (the one of our five senses) are actually even fragments of perfect versions of themselves, they are also just facets of Brahman. This ancient religious view isn't some outdated mode of thought, either, physics is beginning to hold this view as well. People familiar with string theory (or possibly m-brane theory) know that all of our reality is just the vibrations of strings on a higher plane of existence (in this case not so much heaven, but other dimensions).

This whole idea personally speaks to me, and I have based my own philosophy and theology off of this duality between Hinduism and Physics. But I still do not believe that everything in our world is nonexistent. The actual physical things are just dream-shadows, but the intellectual and emotional content of conversations, books, music, and art are real. If all of this reality is just some super-consciousness "dreaming" (perhaps to pass the time, perhaps for some specific purpose) then as facets of the super-consciousness our own thoughts and emotions are the only truly real experiences we have. The sounds of our voices, the instruments, the paint or ink on paper, these things are not real; but the meaning behind the words, the emotions carried by music and art, the new ways for us to see ourselves and this ever-changing universe we inhabit--these ideas are real, even within our unreal world.

Stumbling

I do not know how many of you utilize the wonder of the Internet and the web-app "Stubledupon," but I am one of those many who do.
But to the point, I find it strange that in all my stublings, only one page consistently comes up for me to look at [link]. It seems particularly bizarre in that I always have loved that movie, and have always been the one person who disparages on myself more than any other person ever has. Maybe it is a sign from the Internet Gods that I should, indeed, hold myself in higher regard, or maybe there is a bug in their system that allows this one link to come up more often than other (sometimes as frequently as ten times in a day). Regardless of which it is, I always find it brings a little smile to my face to see Edward Norton looking as confused about his (fictional) life as I am with my (real) one.

Insomnia

There is something undeniably appealing about never sleeping. The way my mind aches in strange new directions and the things I would dream seep into my open eyes is just eternally appealing. I've done my share of chemical impairment, and even including all of those (oft enjoyable, occasionally not) experiences sleeplessness is so much more inspirational and inviting. I never thought I would be so glad to have a bidaily sleep schedule, and yet here I am doting on it. Enough for now. I'm going to go drink more coffee.

Omegle I

Although the crime dog says that internet bullying is bad, sometimes it is too much fun.

You: hi

Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER PLANET

You: what?

You: what is justin bieber planet?

Stranger: LETS MOVE THERE AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: why?

You: who is justin bieber?

Stranger: COS HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT

Stranger: HES THE HOTTEST TEENAGER ALIVE

You: then i guess i am justin bieber...

Stranger: no ur probs a middle aged woman names glenda.

You: wow

You: you can turn off caps lock

Stranger: i did

You: i am impressed

Stranger: yeah im way ahead of you

You: most 12 yo girls can't

Stranger: im not 12

You: 11 then, whatever

Stranger: im not 11

You: 5?

Stranger: no fuck u

You: please don'

You: t

Stranger: im not 5

You: i don't want to get aids

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: im attend a catholic school.

You: even worse

Stranger: we dont have aids over here

You: fucking ass-backward creationists

Stranger: yeah well im not a conformist if thats what you're saying

You: i bet you like them priests ;)

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: no

You: i thought everyone in the church was involved in that...

Stranger: well we're not in the church

Stranger: im actually muslim beieve it or not

You: i'm going with not

Stranger: but im gonna convert to christianity.

Stranger: WTF I AM

You: no

Stranger: yeah i am

You: you are an obnoxious 5 year old on your daddy's lap-top

Stranger: im 15

Stranger: NANANANAN

You: i'm sure you are

Stranger: yh i am

You: congrats, you can lie on the internet! you get 10 points

Stranger: wtf im not lying

Stranger: why u wont believe me

Stranger: LOL UR FUNNY

You: why would i believe you?

Stranger: cos i said so.

You: ah, and i should just assume that you are the only person who doesn't lie on the internet?

Stranger: why would i not be muslim and 15 and atttend a catholic school?

You: ...

Stranger: exactly.

Stranger: cos iam.

You: and i am a 24" weber grill

Stranger: DUDE WHATS SO HARD TO BELIEVE

You: yooooooouuuuuuuuu

Stranger: im not exactly saying "i played in the worlrd cup " or " i went to the moon"

You: you are a thing

Stranger: grrr

You: maybe you are just a turing machine...

Stranger: im a girl

Stranger: same thing

You: and i'm a grill

Stranger: oh rly

Stranger: SICK ONE

You: and you are dumb, if you are just going to say you are a turing machine without knowing what it is.

Stranger: if im perfectly honest i couldnt care less.

You: i bet, if you tried, you could care less

Stranger: holy fuck

You: in fact my guess is you care a lot, because you haven't disconnected

Stranger: im bored

Stranger: and this is as good as it gets

You: anger gestates love

Stranger: PLUS I AM MUSLIM AND 15 AND ATTEND A CATHOLIC SCHOOL

Stranger: i love jesus

You: thus the muslim part

Stranger: hhmmm yeah

You: i bet you are just there to blow up the catholic church

Stranger: hence why im converting

Stranger: hmm not really

Stranger: thats lydia's job.

You: LYDIA IS A TERRORIST

You: like all islams

Stranger: LYDIA IS A LONELY MAN and lol it does seem most terrorists are muslim but probs cos of osama bin laden who is now fortunately deceased.

You: i bet he isn't

You: i bet you are hiding him in your basement

Stranger: YEAH COS THE TALIBAN OR WHATEVER ARE MUSLIM

You: also, Lydia is a man?

Stranger: yes. yes.

Stranger: also not all muslims are terrorists

You: The Taiban or whatever are islam

Stranger: yur probs american

Stranger: haha

You: and, yes they are

You: that is what i learned from the news

You: same with anyone who wears a turbin

Stranger: the news also said michael jackson was a molestor, did u believe that

You: that's why the women wear those cloaks, to hide the bombs

Stranger: or for their religion either one

Stranger: LOL its not cloaks

You: it's a religion of killing innocent americans

Stranger: dude no

Stranger: many americans are muslim

You: nope

Stranger: i bet your neighobur is mulim

Stranger: *muslim

You: all christian

You: otherwise theys terrorists

Stranger: yeah well im not here to defend anyone. im converting anyway

Stranger: and theyre not terrorists.

You: name one who isn't

Stranger: barack hussein obama

You: hussein + osama = barack obama

You: he's doubly evil

Stranger: yeah but he seems like a nice guy

You: Obama Biden = O(s)ama Bi(n La)den

Stranger: dude hes the predisent of the USA

You: so?

Stranger: ur ignorant or what

You: no

You: i'm well educated

You: you're the 5 year old

Stranger: so every muslim is a terrorist and obama is some maniac terrorist

You: educated?

Stranger: yeah i am thanks

You: You're supposedly a 15 year old terrorist

You: GIRL

Stranger: lol me a terrorist? AHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Stranger: dude i help out at the local animal shelter every saturday

Stranger: i have thing for word peace and such

Stranger: like you know whatever.

You: word peace

Stranger: YEAH THOUGH IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN COS OF IDIOTS LIKE U

Stranger: idiots nowadays........

You: I bet you are in charge of putting down all the puppies...

You: just for fun

You: terrorist you

Stranger: yeah thats part of it

Stranger: how did u know?

You: cuase you a terrorist

Stranger: im not lol

You: at a animal shelter

Stranger: ur so fucking weird sometimes

You: prolly shoving bombs up the adopted one's asses

Stranger: wtf

You: FTW!

Stranger: what turned you so bitter

Stranger: i bet you're anti semitic too

You: no

Stranger: idiots nowadays......

You: jews are fine

You: we need them to control the banks

Stranger: they smell of pennies but i like them

You: though i must say they did fuck us over quite a bit in 2008

Stranger: what did they do

You: wait

You: whatr

You: smell of pennies?

Stranger: what did they do in 2008

You: and you call me anti-semetic?

You: have you been under a rock

You: ?

Stranger: my best friend is jewsih -_-

You: they caused the recession

Stranger: oh rly

Stranger: must have missed that

Stranger: for you see i was on the moon inside a cave with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.

You: naw

You: i bet you were just in your cave making pipe bombs to blow up the white house

You: also anthrax

Stranger: fucks sake

Stranger: im a 15 year old girl whos into twilight and justin bieber.........fucking extremists like u.......nowadays...honestly.

You: you know, hitler was an islam

Stranger: sometimes the human race embarasses me.

You: justin beiber too

You: hes a hitler

Stranger: lol u make me laugh

Stranger: ur so funny

You: and right

Stranger: justin bieber is soooooooooooooh ot

Stranger: hooooooot

Stranger: omgggggg so hot

Stranger: dont u just drool over him

Stranger: ?

You: So you're a lesbian too?

Stranger: OMG BIEBERGASM

Stranger: hes sooooooooo hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

You: yeah she is

You: i swing both ways for her

Stranger: hes a boy

Stranger: hence the HE

You: no she's not

Stranger: he had a boner tho

Stranger: theres pics to prove it

You: next thing you'll try to tell me Gaga is a woman

Stranger: shes a man

You: have you never heard of the wonderful fruit "banana"?

Stranger: uhhmm yeah

You: great for little cross dressers like bieber

Stranger: no cos when he dropped his towel he had a dick.

Stranger: yeah

You: penioplasty

Stranger: oh plz.

You: also: pics or it didn't happen

Stranger: ur a pedo if u wanna pics of justin biebers dick.

Stranger: ITS ALRIGHT FOR ME COS IM A TEENAGE GIRL.

You: and I'm a 24" grill

Stranger: he wouldnt find it weird if I looked at it. but u.....

You: made by the weber corporation

You: i've seen plenty of weiners in my day

Stranger: wtf u sck

Stranger: yeah i bet you have l;)

You: sick or suck?

Stranger: SUCK

You: it's what i do

Stranger: yeah cos ur gay

Stranger: HAHAHAAH

You: cook weiners and burgers

Stranger: and

Stranger: ?

You: it's what grills do

Stranger: wtf i hate grills like u

Stranger: FUCK U

You: what grills do you like exactly you rascist

Stranger: AMERICA IZ ASHAME OF U

Stranger: what would the woman in the green cloak say

You: when did i say i was from america?

You: she's french

You: and a terrorist

Stranger: a while back

Stranger: the french are terrorists?

Stranger: WELL I KNEW THAT ONE

Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHNG I DONT KNOW

Stranger: but sarkozys wife is hot

You: not all french

You: just the ones in cloaks

You: the rest are pussies who run away from cockroaches

Stranger: hmm yh

Stranger: but i disagree with everything else u said

You: what kind of music do you like?

Stranger: I LIKE JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You: i said music, not diarehha

Stranger: OMG ECLIPSE ON 30TH I BET YOUR EXCITEDDDD

You: where

Stranger: u goin to premiere

You: they change based on locatrion

Stranger: u got tickets

Stranger: well in the usa

You: why would i need tickets to see an eclipse?

You: they just happen

You: in the sky

Stranger: UHHMM

Stranger: twilight saga: eclipse.

Stranger: -_-

You: saga?

Stranger: ur fuckin homo

You: what a gross misappropriation of the word

Stranger: u no what twiligth is dont fuck with me

You: it's the time after dusk before dark...

Stranger: u no edward?

Stranger: OMG HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT

Stranger: OMGOMGKGG

You: edward james olmos?

Stranger: dont u die when u see him

Stranger: omgggggggg

Stranger: droooooooool

You: edward james olmos seems kinda old for you to be into him...

Stranger: edward cullen is so hot.

Stranger: DONT U WANT HIM TO FINGER YOU?

Stranger: cos beth said she does

You: i'm not a fan of misogyinists

Stranger: beth is a good kid

Stranger: im not a fan of assholes

You: prolly a terrorist like you

Stranger: ur probs osama bin laden trying to take the attention away from your fucking cave

You: i would love to see you try to live without an asshole...

Stranger: whats it like in the cave? do u have an XOBX?

Stranger: *box.

You: i do not have a *box

Stranger: X BOX?

Stranger: u gotta have some of that

Stranger: come on

You: nor do i have ten boxes

Stranger: rly?

You: i have a crate

Stranger: what bout porn?

Stranger: doesnt life get boring

Stranger: NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW but my brother got told off one for havin it hahahaha

Stranger: he sucks

You: for being a terrorist you sure do like western culture a lot

You: clever rouse

Stranger: yeh u gotta have macdonalds

You: no, we have no irishman here

Stranger: life w/o macdonalds= lame

You: faaaaaaaaaaatty

You: fat terrorist

Stranger: no im a cheerleader.

You: seems ineffective

Stranger: my bf said im hot when he was fingering me last night...........

You: what is fingering?

Stranger: its a new "teen" term you probaly wuldnt be familiar with

You: my guess it

Stranger: ur probs more into the 50s slang

You: what?

Stranger: like "wagga " and "wanna it?"

You: what?

Stranger: old mna

Stranger: man

You: did you just have a stroke?

Stranger: ur probs 67

Stranger: are you called jim aswell?

Stranger: i knew u was old

You: my name is chris hansen

Stranger: the old are bitter

Stranger: old ppl have something against everything

Stranger: whether its global warming..........penguins........hamburgers..muslims

You: how would you know the old are bitter? have you tasted one?

Stranger: AN OLD LADY WAS WATCHING ME TEXTNG ON THE BUS?

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: LIKE PRIVACY WOMAN

Stranger: I NEED MY BOX TO BREATHE IN?

Stranger: LIKE U KNOW?

You: she wanted to see the pics your "boyfriend" sent sexting

Stranger: yeah hes hot

Stranger: esp when hes hard.

Stranger: hes big too.

Stranger: unlike u old man

You: my whole frame is hard

You: it comes with being made of metal

Stranger: ur fucked up

You: no

You: i'm a grill

Stranger: OH MY BF JUST CALLED

Stranger: WAIT THERE

Stranger: he says he wants me so bad

Stranger: awww isnt that so cute

You: tell him the weber grill says hi

Stranger: kk..............................i'll also tell him you have something against muslims

You: of course i have something against terrorists

Stranger: he says ur an idiot cos the president is a fucking muslim

You: yeah

You: he's a fucking terrorist

Stranger: of the USA

You: yes

Stranger: lol @usa

You: he is terrorising the usa

You: thank god i have a cave

Stranger: i thought he promised change

Stranger: and change was what u got

Stranger: hes a good kid.

You: yeah

You: he gave the americans spare change

Stranger: obama is a goo dkid

Stranger: *good

You: he's probably half jew half islam

Stranger: hmm yeah burgers taste nicest with ketchup

You: ah

Stranger: mustard is fuckign disgusting

You: clever non-sequiter

Stranger: DID YOU KNOW that the bird is the word?

Stranger: I BET YOU STARTED THE HOLOCAUST

You: babbabababbaabbird bird bird the bird is the word

Stranger: u fucking killed my great great great somebody..after all we all came from adam and eve

Stranger: FUCK U

You: no, we came from mars

You: haven't you seen Red Planet?

Stranger: i thought eve ate the apple so thats why women have periods?

You: eve ate the apple and that's why we have hell

You: and hemmeroids

Stranger: eve also gave women the joy of carrying children and letting them out and such.

You: "joy"

Stranger: hmm yh why cant men do it

You: because men are still pure

Stranger: but i swear family guy is still on air/

Stranger: ??????????

Stranger: VUVUZELA

Stranger: ALSO

Stranger: issy wanted to say she fucking hates your guts.

Stranger: R U HIGH

You: who?

You: no

You: i'm on the ground

You: why would you put a grill in the air?

Stranger: i hate grills theyre so racist and religionist

Stranger: muslims and christians are the same

Stranger: in the ned

Stranger: end

Stranger: AFTER ALL

You: yeah

You: all evil

Stranger: we all go the same god

Stranger: so ur against christians and jews and muslims

Stranger: hmmm

You: you all grill equally well

Stranger: so ur bascially religionless

You: now

Stranger: ur going to hell

You: i said the jews are ok

You: grills don't die

You: so, no, I won't go to hell

Stranger: i thought u said that family guy was off air now?

Stranger: meg said u will burn in hell

You: you don't read very well

Stranger: is family guy off air now?

Stranger: fuck nooooo

Stranger: WHY ARE GINGERS SO UGLY?

You: how would I know? I'm a grill

Stranger: a ginger grill

You: no

You: i'm blue

Stranger: awwwwwww

Stranger: yur fuckign ugly.

You: i'm a fucking grill, looks don't matter, it's about functionality

Stranger: yeah well im a kid how am i meant to know about fucking grills

Stranger: thats moms job

You: good point

Stranger: yeah

You: 5 year olds should stay away from fire

Stranger: im 15 tho

Stranger: my cousin is 5 i'll pass on the message

Stranger: even though he wont give a hit

Stranger: shit

Stranger: cos hes already climbed onto a pole

Stranger: and nearly killed himself trying

You: good, one less islam terrorist

Stranger: I THOUGHT I SAID MUSLIMS ARENT TERRORISTS

Stranger: u fucking blow ur mom

Stranger: how does your mom like it whne u blow her?

You: i don't have a mom

You: i was made in a factory

Stranger: can u stop spelling mom like "mom" and pretending to be al merican cos we both know ur fucking irish.

You: i already said we have no irish here

Stranger: guess what

You: it's a pure community

Stranger: i dont care bout st patricks day

You: then you are obviously not old enough to get drunk

Stranger: im 15 and i have gotten drunk loads

Stranger: so HA

You: then you should like saint patties

Stranger: no

You: dumb little trog

Stranger: its fucking sucks cos u like it

Stranger: ur fucking retarded

You: i have no fucking brain

You: I AM A GRILL

Stranger: i bet yur mom abandones u when u wer a kid

You: i don't have a mom

You: i was made in a factory

Stranger: CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

You: once you stop killing americans

Stranger: hmm yh

Stranger: but i am american

Stranger: isnt that somewhat of a contradiction

You: no

You: youre a terrorist

Stranger: im not u fucking motherfucker

You: an terrorists areny america

Stranger: u fucking indian

Stranger: ur not even american

Stranger: go back to indiana

Stranger: fucking twat

You: I AM A FUCKING GRILL

Stranger: fuck india

You: twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Stranger: fuck india

You: not an india

You: a grill

Stranger: FUCK INFIA

Stranger: india

Stranger: india

Stranger: india

Stranger: ahaha u come from india

Stranger: hahahaa

Stranger: hahahha

Stranger: ahahhahahaa

Stranger: ahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: slow down when you type, you might set off yoor bombs

You: BAAAAAM

Stranger: at least im not indian

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: ahaindian

Stranger: indian

Stranger: indian

Stranger: indian

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: ahahaahha

You: nope, yous a terrorist

Stranger: hmmm

You: running out of vocab?

Stranger: at least im not india

Stranger: no ur running out of semen

You: you seem to just be stabbing at the keyboard

Stranger: yeah

You: i have no semen, I am a grill

Stranger: i headroll it

You: just chARRRRRR

Stranger: fuck u

You: AND SOME FUCKING ASHES BITCH

You: bam

Stranger: grills cant type u fucking whore of a human

Stranger: WHORE

Stranger: WHORE

Stranger: WHORE

You: clearly they can

Stranger: WHORE

Stranger: WHORE

Stranger: WHORE

Stranger: WHORE

You: is that your name?

Stranger: u slept with more people than i have met.

You: you might wear it out

Stranger: no my names brooke.

You: last name or first.

Stranger: first......

You: so, brooke whore?

Stranger: u pedo stop trying to find oout my personal info

Stranger: no just brooke

You: brooke whore it is!

Stranger: whores r funny

Stranger: LIKE U

You: yes, you are

Stranger: i told u i go to a catholic school

Stranger: we went through this

Stranger: fuck you jim

Stranger: FUCK U

You: and if i know one thing about catholic school...

You: all the nuns orgy

Stranger: yeah and im muslim and im 1

Stranger: 15

Stranger: WELL I KNOW THAT

You: i believe you are one

Stranger: me a nun? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHA

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Stranger: ........wait

Stranger: AHAHAHHA

Stranger: AHAAHHAHAHAHA

Stranger: AHAHAHA

Stranger: ok im donw

Stranger: done

You: one as in the number

Stranger: no wair

Stranger: ahahahaha

Stranger: ahhahahaah

Stranger: aahahahhaa

Stranger: ahahahhaahhaha

Stranger: ahahahahaha

Stranger: .........ah

You: the loneliest number

Stranger: k

You: two is just as bad as one

Stranger: i want to fuck justin bieber too!

Stranger: ZOMG

You: is the loneliest number since the number one

Stranger: omg this sooooo cool

Stranger: i want him to make me a baby !!! ZOMGOMGMGGM

You: that's not quite how it works

Stranger: yea it is.

You: no, you make the baby

You: unless he is a wizzard

Stranger: no......we both make the baby.

Stranger: LIKE BAM

You: nope

You: he sticks it in you

You: you get prego

You: and he leaves

You: is how it works

Stranger: and then he fucks you?

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: besides, a baby might interfere with the bombs in your vag

You: baaaaam

You: like, boom-town

Stranger: i dont have bombs in my vag

Stranger: thats just fucking stupid

You: of course you do, you're an islam

Stranger: thats the fucking stupidest thing ever "bombs in your vag"

Stranger: thats worse than......thats just bad.

You: i bet you vagazzle...

Stranger: omg i canot describbe how bad your comebacks are

Stranger: bitch please whatever.

You: clever

Stranger: i am unlike you u fucking retard

Stranger: fuking whore

Stranger: go fuck your mom u u fuck me off

You: you might want to learn to spell, and use proper grammaer

You: "go fuck your mom u u fuck me off"

Stranger: you spelt grammar wrong

Stranger: the irony

Stranger: yeah

You: and my comebacks are bad?

Stranger: GO DO IT

You: you cannot even spell a three letter word

Stranger: fucking whore

You: after spelling it twice

You: in the previous line

Stranger: my comebacks beat yours

You: that isn't how it works

Stranger: bitch please i have 3 awards in maths dont fucking piss me off

You: comebacks don't "beat" comebacks

You: also, math and english are seperate entitiese

Stranger: thats what she said.

Stranger: your mom

Stranger: when i was fucking her.

Stranger: also, maths is my ass

You: and i am sure you and your three awards in math are going to jump through the internet and teach me a lesson

Stranger: yeah thats what will happen

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: im going to jump throuh

Stranger: your fuckig window

You: i'm outside...

Stranger: in a fucking vagina?

You: i am a grill

Stranger: please bitch

You: we don't go indorrs

Stranger: unless you want to fuck a vagina

You: otherwise we might give people carbon monoxide poisoning

Stranger: am i correct

Stranger: please.

Stranger: dont use long words.

Stranger: you might choke.

You: "unless I want to fuck a vagina you are correct"

You: what?

Stranger: yh

Stranger: i said am i correct

Stranger: you fool

You: unless I want to fuck a vagina

You: which I don't really want to, so you are incorrect

Stranger: please you probably HAVE a vagina go fuck it

You: that also is not how it works

You: /if/ you were a girl you would know you can't fuck your own vagina

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: go fuck yourself is the right terminology

Stranger: u so dmb

You: is your relationship abusive, cause you take it like a pro

Stranger: go finger yourself

You: also "u" and "dmb" aren't words

Stranger: no my bf treats me fine thanks

You: i'm a grill and I know that

You: I think you don't know what the word "fine" means

Stranger: did i fucking swallow a dictionary? NO COS I AM NOT A FUCKING NERD

Stranger: u fucking neek

You: it should be "No, my boyfriend treats me well, thanks"

Stranger: my boyfriend has a nice dick

You: neek?

You: slamming the keyboard again?

Stranger: yh

Stranger: like u

You: you really should learn to type properly

You: if you want to have anyone respect you

You: but then again

You: you are a girl

Stranger: no i was masturbating on it i'll stop now

Stranger: probably

Stranger: but then again who cares?

You: so you just need tits and you can get by in life

Stranger: i dont need respect from some grill

You: not just some grill

Stranger: your moms tits do me good.

You: a 24" weber grill

Stranger: ur 24? pedo

You: and "don't" needs an apostraphy

You: and the quote mark after 24 means inches

Stranger: do does ur moms dick

You: you must really know your "maths"

You: "do does ur moms dick" means what?

You: use english you little cunt

You: you

You: are

You: not

You: going

You: to

You: win

You: this

You: just disconnect

You: save face

You: because, god knows, this is absolutely hilarious on my end

You: one point for grill, zero for Brooke Whore