You: hi
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER PLANET
You: what?
You: what is justin bieber planet?
Stranger: LETS MOVE THERE AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: why?
You: who is justin bieber?
Stranger: COS HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
Stranger: HES THE HOTTEST TEENAGER ALIVE
You: then i guess i am justin bieber...
Stranger: no ur probs a middle aged woman names glenda.
You: wow
You: you can turn off caps lock
Stranger: i did
You: i am impressed
Stranger: yeah im way ahead of you
You: most 12 yo girls can't
Stranger: im not 12
You: 11 then, whatever
Stranger: im not 11
You: 5?
Stranger: no fuck u
You: please don'
You: t
Stranger: im not 5
You: i don't want to get aids
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: im attend a catholic school.
You: even worse
Stranger: we dont have aids over here
You: fucking ass-backward creationists
Stranger: yeah well im not a conformist if thats what you're saying
You: i bet you like them priests ;)
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: no
You: i thought everyone in the church was involved in that...
Stranger: well we're not in the church
Stranger: im actually muslim beieve it or not
You: i'm going with not
Stranger: but im gonna convert to christianity.
Stranger: WTF I AM
You: no
Stranger: yeah i am
You: you are an obnoxious 5 year old on your daddy's lap-top
Stranger: im 15
Stranger: NANANANAN
You: i'm sure you are
Stranger: yh i am
You: congrats, you can lie on the internet! you get 10 points
Stranger: wtf im not lying
Stranger: why u wont believe me
Stranger: LOL UR FUNNY
You: why would i believe you?
Stranger: cos i said so.
You: ah, and i should just assume that you are the only person who doesn't lie on the internet?
Stranger: why would i not be muslim and 15 and atttend a catholic school?
You: ...
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: cos iam.
You: and i am a 24" weber grill
Stranger: DUDE WHATS SO HARD TO BELIEVE
You: yooooooouuuuuuuuu
Stranger: im not exactly saying "i played in the worlrd cup " or " i went to the moon"
You: you are a thing
Stranger: grrr
You: maybe you are just a turing machine...
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: same thing
You: and i'm a grill
Stranger: oh rly
Stranger: SICK ONE
You: and you are dumb, if you are just going to say you are a turing machine without knowing what it is.
Stranger: if im perfectly honest i couldnt care less.
You: i bet, if you tried, you could care less
Stranger: holy fuck
You: in fact my guess is you care a lot, because you haven't disconnected
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: and this is as good as it gets
You: anger gestates love
Stranger: PLUS I AM MUSLIM AND 15 AND ATTEND A CATHOLIC SCHOOL
Stranger: i love jesus
You: thus the muslim part
Stranger: hhmmm yeah
You: i bet you are just there to blow up the catholic church
Stranger: hence why im converting
Stranger: hmm not really
Stranger: thats lydia's job.
You: LYDIA IS A TERRORIST
You: like all islams
Stranger: LYDIA IS A LONELY MAN and lol it does seem most terrorists are muslim but probs cos of osama bin laden who is now fortunately deceased.
You: i bet he isn't
You: i bet you are hiding him in your basement
Stranger: YEAH COS THE TALIBAN OR WHATEVER ARE MUSLIM
You: also, Lydia is a man?
Stranger: yes. yes.
Stranger: also not all muslims are terrorists
You: The Taiban or whatever are islam
Stranger: yur probs american
Stranger: haha
You: and, yes they are
You: that is what i learned from the news
You: same with anyone who wears a turbin
Stranger: the news also said michael jackson was a molestor, did u believe that
You: that's why the women wear those cloaks, to hide the bombs
Stranger: or for their religion either one
Stranger: LOL its not cloaks
You: it's a religion of killing innocent americans
Stranger: dude no
Stranger: many americans are muslim
You: nope
Stranger: i bet your neighobur is mulim
Stranger: *muslim
You: all christian
You: otherwise theys terrorists
Stranger: yeah well im not here to defend anyone. im converting anyway
Stranger: and theyre not terrorists.
You: name one who isn't
Stranger: barack hussein obama
You: hussein + osama = barack obama
You: he's doubly evil
Stranger: yeah but he seems like a nice guy
You: Obama Biden = O(s)ama Bi(n La)den
Stranger: dude hes the predisent of the USA
You: so?
Stranger: ur ignorant or what
You: no
You: i'm well educated
You: you're the 5 year old
Stranger: so every muslim is a terrorist and obama is some maniac terrorist
You: educated?
Stranger: yeah i am thanks
You: You're supposedly a 15 year old terrorist
You: GIRL
Stranger: lol me a terrorist? AHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Stranger: dude i help out at the local animal shelter every saturday
Stranger: i have thing for word peace and such
Stranger: like you know whatever.
You: word peace
Stranger: YEAH THOUGH IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN COS OF IDIOTS LIKE U
Stranger: idiots nowadays........
You: I bet you are in charge of putting down all the puppies...
You: just for fun
You: terrorist you
Stranger: yeah thats part of it
Stranger: how did u know?
You: cuase you a terrorist
Stranger: im not lol
You: at a animal shelter
Stranger: ur so fucking weird sometimes
You: prolly shoving bombs up the adopted one's asses
Stranger: wtf
You: FTW!
Stranger: what turned you so bitter
Stranger: i bet you're anti semitic too
You: no
Stranger: idiots nowadays......
You: jews are fine
You: we need them to control the banks
Stranger: they smell of pennies but i like them
You: though i must say they did fuck us over quite a bit in 2008
Stranger: what did they do
You: wait
You: whatr
You: smell of pennies?
Stranger: what did they do in 2008
You: and you call me anti-semetic?
You: have you been under a rock
You: ?
Stranger: my best friend is jewsih -_-
You: they caused the recession
Stranger: oh rly
Stranger: must have missed that
Stranger: for you see i was on the moon inside a cave with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
You: naw
You: i bet you were just in your cave making pipe bombs to blow up the white house
You: also anthrax
Stranger: fucks sake
Stranger: im a 15 year old girl whos into twilight and justin bieber.........fucking extremists like u.......nowadays...honestly.
You: you know, hitler was an islam
Stranger: sometimes the human race embarasses me.
You: justin beiber too
You: hes a hitler
Stranger: lol u make me laugh
Stranger: ur so funny
You: and right
Stranger: justin bieber is soooooooooooooh ot
Stranger: hooooooot
Stranger: omgggggg so hot
Stranger: dont u just drool over him
Stranger: ?
You: So you're a lesbian too?
Stranger: OMG BIEBERGASM
Stranger: hes sooooooooo hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
You: yeah she is
You: i swing both ways for her
Stranger: hes a boy
Stranger: hence the HE
You: no she's not
Stranger: he had a boner tho
Stranger: theres pics to prove it
You: next thing you'll try to tell me Gaga is a woman
Stranger: shes a man
You: have you never heard of the wonderful fruit "banana"?
Stranger: uhhmm yeah
You: great for little cross dressers like bieber
Stranger: no cos when he dropped his towel he had a dick.
Stranger: yeah
You: penioplasty
Stranger: oh plz.
You: also: pics or it didn't happen
Stranger: ur a pedo if u wanna pics of justin biebers dick.
Stranger: ITS ALRIGHT FOR ME COS IM A TEENAGE GIRL.
You: and I'm a 24" grill
Stranger: he wouldnt find it weird if I looked at it. but u.....
You: made by the weber corporation
You: i've seen plenty of weiners in my day
Stranger: wtf u sck
Stranger: yeah i bet you have l;)
You: sick or suck?
Stranger: SUCK
You: it's what i do
Stranger: yeah cos ur gay
Stranger: HAHAHAAH
You: cook weiners and burgers
Stranger: and
Stranger: ?
You: it's what grills do
Stranger: wtf i hate grills like u
Stranger: FUCK U
You: what grills do you like exactly you rascist
Stranger: AMERICA IZ ASHAME OF U
Stranger: what would the woman in the green cloak say
You: when did i say i was from america?
You: she's french
You: and a terrorist
Stranger: a while back
Stranger: the french are terrorists?
Stranger: WELL I KNEW THAT ONE
Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHNG I DONT KNOW
Stranger: but sarkozys wife is hot
You: not all french
You: just the ones in cloaks
You: the rest are pussies who run away from cockroaches
Stranger: hmm yh
Stranger: but i disagree with everything else u said
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: I LIKE JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: i said music, not diarehha
Stranger: OMG ECLIPSE ON 30TH I BET YOUR EXCITEDDDD
You: where
Stranger: u goin to premiere
You: they change based on locatrion
Stranger: u got tickets
Stranger: well in the usa
You: why would i need tickets to see an eclipse?
You: they just happen
You: in the sky
Stranger: UHHMM
Stranger: twilight saga: eclipse.
Stranger: -_-
You: saga?
Stranger: ur fuckin homo
You: what a gross misappropriation of the word
Stranger: u no what twiligth is dont fuck with me
You: it's the time after dusk before dark...
Stranger: u no edward?
Stranger: OMG HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
Stranger: OMGOMGKGG
You: edward james olmos?
Stranger: dont u die when u see him
Stranger: omgggggggg
Stranger: droooooooool
You: edward james olmos seems kinda old for you to be into him...
Stranger: edward cullen is so hot.
Stranger: DONT U WANT HIM TO FINGER YOU?
Stranger: cos beth said she does
You: i'm not a fan of misogyinists
Stranger: beth is a good kid
Stranger: im not a fan of assholes
You: prolly a terrorist like you
Stranger: ur probs osama bin laden trying to take the attention away from your fucking cave
You: i would love to see you try to live without an asshole...
Stranger: whats it like in the cave? do u have an XOBX?
Stranger: *box.
You: i do not have a *box
Stranger: X BOX?
Stranger: u gotta have some of that
Stranger: come on
You: nor do i have ten boxes
Stranger: rly?
You: i have a crate
Stranger: what bout porn?
Stranger: doesnt life get boring
Stranger: NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW but my brother got told off one for havin it hahahaha
Stranger: he sucks
You: for being a terrorist you sure do like western culture a lot
You: clever rouse
Stranger: yeh u gotta have macdonalds
You: no, we have no irishman here
Stranger: life w/o macdonalds= lame
You: faaaaaaaaaaatty
You: fat terrorist
Stranger: no im a cheerleader.
You: seems ineffective
Stranger: my bf said im hot when he was fingering me last night...........
You: what is fingering?
Stranger: its a new "teen" term you probaly wuldnt be familiar with
You: my guess it
Stranger: ur probs more into the 50s slang
You: what?
Stranger: like "wagga " and "wanna it?"
You: what?
Stranger: old mna
Stranger: man
You: did you just have a stroke?
Stranger: ur probs 67
Stranger: are you called jim aswell?
Stranger: i knew u was old
You: my name is chris hansen
Stranger: the old are bitter
Stranger: old ppl have something against everything
Stranger: whether its global warming..........penguins........hamburgers..muslims
You: how would you know the old are bitter? have you tasted one?
Stranger: AN OLD LADY WAS WATCHING ME TEXTNG ON THE BUS?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: LIKE PRIVACY WOMAN
Stranger: I NEED MY BOX TO BREATHE IN?
Stranger: LIKE U KNOW?
You: she wanted to see the pics your "boyfriend" sent sexting
Stranger: yeah hes hot
Stranger: esp when hes hard.
Stranger: hes big too.
Stranger: unlike u old man
You: my whole frame is hard
You: it comes with being made of metal
Stranger: ur fucked up
You: no
You: i'm a grill
Stranger: OH MY BF JUST CALLED
Stranger: WAIT THERE
Stranger: he says he wants me so bad
Stranger: awww isnt that so cute
You: tell him the weber grill says hi
Stranger: kk..............................i'll also tell him you have something against muslims
You: of course i have something against terrorists
Stranger: he says ur an idiot cos the president is a fucking muslim
You: yeah
You: he's a fucking terrorist
Stranger: of the USA
You: yes
Stranger: lol @usa
You: he is terrorising the usa
You: thank god i have a cave
Stranger: i thought he promised change
Stranger: and change was what u got
Stranger: hes a good kid.
You: yeah
You: he gave the americans spare change
Stranger: obama is a goo dkid
Stranger: *good
You: he's probably half jew half islam
Stranger: hmm yeah burgers taste nicest with ketchup
You: ah
Stranger: mustard is fuckign disgusting
You: clever non-sequiter
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW that the bird is the word?
Stranger: I BET YOU STARTED THE HOLOCAUST
You: babbabababbaabbird bird bird the bird is the word
Stranger: u fucking killed my great great great somebody..after all we all came from adam and eve
Stranger: FUCK U
You: no, we came from mars
You: haven't you seen Red Planet?
Stranger: i thought eve ate the apple so thats why women have periods?
You: eve ate the apple and that's why we have hell
You: and hemmeroids
Stranger: eve also gave women the joy of carrying children and letting them out and such.
You: "joy"
Stranger: hmm yh why cant men do it
You: because men are still pure
Stranger: but i swear family guy is still on air/
Stranger: ??????????
Stranger: VUVUZELA
Stranger: ALSO
Stranger: issy wanted to say she fucking hates your guts.
Stranger: R U HIGH
You: who?
You: no
You: i'm on the ground
You: why would you put a grill in the air?
Stranger: i hate grills theyre so racist and religionist
Stranger: muslims and christians are the same
Stranger: in the ned
Stranger: end
Stranger: AFTER ALL
You: yeah
You: all evil
Stranger: we all go the same god
Stranger: so ur against christians and jews and muslims
Stranger: hmmm
You: you all grill equally well
Stranger: so ur bascially religionless
You: now
Stranger: ur going to hell
You: i said the jews are ok
You: grills don't die
You: so, no, I won't go to hell
Stranger: i thought u said that family guy was off air now?
Stranger: meg said u will burn in hell
You: you don't read very well
Stranger: is family guy off air now?
Stranger: fuck nooooo
Stranger: WHY ARE GINGERS SO UGLY?
You: how would I know? I'm a grill
Stranger: a ginger grill
You: no
You: i'm blue
Stranger: awwwwwww
Stranger: yur fuckign ugly.
You: i'm a fucking grill, looks don't matter, it's about functionality
Stranger: yeah well im a kid how am i meant to know about fucking grills
Stranger: thats moms job
You: good point
Stranger: yeah
You: 5 year olds should stay away from fire
Stranger: im 15 tho
Stranger: my cousin is 5 i'll pass on the message
Stranger: even though he wont give a hit
Stranger: shit
Stranger: cos hes already climbed onto a pole
Stranger: and nearly killed himself trying
You: good, one less islam terrorist
Stranger: I THOUGHT I SAID MUSLIMS ARENT TERRORISTS
Stranger: u fucking blow ur mom
Stranger: how does your mom like it whne u blow her?
You: i don't have a mom
You: i was made in a factory
Stranger: can u stop spelling mom like "mom" and pretending to be al merican cos we both know ur fucking irish.
You: i already said we have no irish here
Stranger: guess what
You: it's a pure community
Stranger: i dont care bout st patricks day
You: then you are obviously not old enough to get drunk
Stranger: im 15 and i have gotten drunk loads
Stranger: so HA
You: then you should like saint patties
Stranger: no
You: dumb little trog
Stranger: its fucking sucks cos u like it
Stranger: ur fucking retarded
You: i have no fucking brain
You: I AM A GRILL
Stranger: i bet yur mom abandones u when u wer a kid
You: i don't have a mom
You: i was made in a factory
Stranger: CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
You: once you stop killing americans
Stranger: hmm yh
Stranger: but i am american
Stranger: isnt that somewhat of a contradiction
You: no
You: youre a terrorist
Stranger: im not u fucking motherfucker
You: an terrorists areny america
Stranger: u fucking indian
Stranger: ur not even american
Stranger: go back to indiana
Stranger: fucking twat
You: I AM A FUCKING GRILL
Stranger: fuck india
You: twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Stranger: fuck india
You: not an india
You: a grill
Stranger: FUCK INFIA
Stranger: india
Stranger: india
Stranger: india
Stranger: ahaha u come from india
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: ahahhahahaa
Stranger: ahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: slow down when you type, you might set off yoor bombs
You: BAAAAAM
Stranger: at least im not indian
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: ahaindian
Stranger: indian
Stranger: indian
Stranger: indian
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: ahahaahha
You: nope, yous a terrorist
Stranger: hmmm
You: running out of vocab?
Stranger: at least im not india
Stranger: no ur running out of semen
You: you seem to just be stabbing at the keyboard
Stranger: yeah
You: i have no semen, I am a grill
Stranger: i headroll it
You: just chARRRRRR
Stranger: fuck u
You: AND SOME FUCKING ASHES BITCH
You: bam
Stranger: grills cant type u fucking whore of a human
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: WHORE
You: clearly they can
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: WHORE
You: is that your name?
Stranger: u slept with more people than i have met.
You: you might wear it out
Stranger: no my names brooke.
You: last name or first.
Stranger: first......
You: so, brooke whore?
Stranger: u pedo stop trying to find oout my personal info
Stranger: no just brooke
You: brooke whore it is!
Stranger: whores r funny
Stranger: LIKE U
You: yes, you are
Stranger: i told u i go to a catholic school
Stranger: we went through this
Stranger: fuck you jim
Stranger: FUCK U
You: and if i know one thing about catholic school...
You: all the nuns orgy
Stranger: yeah and im muslim and im 1
Stranger: 15
Stranger: WELL I KNOW THAT
You: i believe you are one
Stranger: me a nun? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Stranger: ........wait
Stranger: AHAHAHHA
Stranger: AHAAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: AHAHAHA
Stranger: ok im donw
Stranger: done
You: one as in the number
Stranger: no wair
Stranger: ahahahaha
Stranger: ahhahahaah
Stranger: aahahahhaa
Stranger: ahahahhaahhaha
Stranger: ahahahahaha
Stranger: .........ah
You: the loneliest number
Stranger: k
You: two is just as bad as one
Stranger: i want to fuck justin bieber too!
Stranger: ZOMG
You: is the loneliest number since the number one
Stranger: omg this sooooo cool
Stranger: i want him to make me a baby !!! ZOMGOMGMGGM
You: that's not quite how it works
Stranger: yea it is.
You: no, you make the baby
You: unless he is a wizzard
Stranger: no......we both make the baby.
Stranger: LIKE BAM
You: nope
You: he sticks it in you
You: you get prego
You: and he leaves
You: is how it works
Stranger: and then he fucks you?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: besides, a baby might interfere with the bombs in your vag
You: baaaaam
You: like, boom-town
Stranger: i dont have bombs in my vag
Stranger: thats just fucking stupid
You: of course you do, you're an islam
Stranger: thats the fucking stupidest thing ever "bombs in your vag"
Stranger: thats worse than......thats just bad.
You: i bet you vagazzle...
Stranger: omg i canot describbe how bad your comebacks are
Stranger: bitch please whatever.
You: clever
Stranger: i am unlike you u fucking retard
Stranger: fuking whore
Stranger: go fuck your mom u u fuck me off
You: you might want to learn to spell, and use proper grammaer
You: "go fuck your mom u u fuck me off"
Stranger: you spelt grammar wrong
Stranger: the irony
Stranger: yeah
You: and my comebacks are bad?
Stranger: GO DO IT
You: you cannot even spell a three letter word
Stranger: fucking whore
You: after spelling it twice
You: in the previous line
Stranger: my comebacks beat yours
You: that isn't how it works
Stranger: bitch please i have 3 awards in maths dont fucking piss me off
You: comebacks don't "beat" comebacks
You: also, math and english are seperate entitiese
Stranger: thats what she said.
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: when i was fucking her.
Stranger: also, maths is my ass
You: and i am sure you and your three awards in math are going to jump through the internet and teach me a lesson
Stranger: yeah thats what will happen
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: im going to jump throuh
Stranger: your fuckig window
You: i'm outside...
Stranger: in a fucking vagina?
You: i am a grill
Stranger: please bitch
You: we don't go indorrs
Stranger: unless you want to fuck a vagina
You: otherwise we might give people carbon monoxide poisoning
Stranger: am i correct
Stranger: please.
Stranger: dont use long words.
Stranger: you might choke.
You: "unless I want to fuck a vagina you are correct"
You: what?
Stranger: yh
Stranger: i said am i correct
Stranger: you fool
You: unless I want to fuck a vagina
You: which I don't really want to, so you are incorrect
Stranger: please you probably HAVE a vagina go fuck it
You: that also is not how it works
You: /if/ you were a girl you would know you can't fuck your own vagina
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: go fuck yourself is the right terminology
Stranger: u so dmb
You: is your relationship abusive, cause you take it like a pro
Stranger: go finger yourself
You: also "u" and "dmb" aren't words
Stranger: no my bf treats me fine thanks
You: i'm a grill and I know that
You: I think you don't know what the word "fine" means
Stranger: did i fucking swallow a dictionary? NO COS I AM NOT A FUCKING NERD
Stranger: u fucking neek
You: it should be "No, my boyfriend treats me well, thanks"
Stranger: my boyfriend has a nice dick
You: neek?
You: slamming the keyboard again?
Stranger: yh
Stranger: like u
You: you really should learn to type properly
You: if you want to have anyone respect you
You: but then again
You: you are a girl
Stranger: no i was masturbating on it i'll stop now
Stranger: probably
Stranger: but then again who cares?
You: so you just need tits and you can get by in life
Stranger: i dont need respect from some grill
You: not just some grill
Stranger: your moms tits do me good.
You: a 24" weber grill
Stranger: ur 24? pedo
You: and "don't" needs an apostraphy
You: and the quote mark after 24 means inches
Stranger: do does ur moms dick
You: you must really know your "maths"
You: "do does ur moms dick" means what?
You: use english you little cunt
You: you
You: are
You: not
You: going
You: to
You: win
You: this
You: just disconnect
You: save face
You: because, god knows, this is absolutely hilarious on my end
You: one point for grill, zero for Brooke Whore
